{"id":2683,"date":"2016-02-16T15:09:42","date_gmt":"2016-02-16T20:09:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godweb.org\/?p=2683"},"modified":"2016-02-16T16:21:52","modified_gmt":"2016-02-16T21:21:52","slug":"the-new-tan-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.godweb.org\/?p=2683","title":{"rendered":"The New Tan Man"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<!-- Facebook Like Button v1.9.6 BEGIN [http:\/\/blog.bottomlessinc.com] -->\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.godweb.org%2F%3Fp%3D2683&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=false&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowTransparency=\"true\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height: 30px; align: left; margin: 2px 0px 2px 0px\"><\/iframe>\n<!-- Facebook Like Button END -->\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.godweb.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tanman-1.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2685\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2685\" src=\"http:\/\/www.godweb.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tanman-1-300x113.jpg\" alt=\"tanman\" width=\"300\" height=\"113\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.godweb.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tanman-1-300x113.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.godweb.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tanman-1.jpg 576w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>We are already missing, John Boehner, who resigned from Congress\u00a0last fall, \u00a0after a distinguished career. Whatever readers my\u00a0think about\u00a0his record in Congress, everyone marveled\u00a0at\u00a0his perpetual tan.\u00a0So much so that people often referred to him as the Tan Man. \u00a0How did a guy from Ohio, who spent most of his career in Washington, DC, maintain a year round tan? This was always a mystery to me, as I was also born and raised in Ohio and have lived in New York for several decades.\u00a0I can&#8217;t\u00a0even make my August tan last until Columbus Day.\u00a0 But, not to fret, we now have a new Tan Man in the form of Donald Trump.\u00a0How many hours in a tanning salon does it take the Republican front runner to equal and perhaps surpass the Boehner record? 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